Nine Satanic Statements



1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence! 



2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipedreams! 



3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical

self-deceit! 



4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love

wasted on ingrates! 



5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek! 



6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of

concern for psychic vampires! 



7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better,

more often worse than those that walk on all fours, who, because of

his "divine spiritual and intellectual development" has become the

most vicious animal of all! 



8. Satan represents all the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical,

mental, or emotional gratification! 



9. Satan has been the best friend of the church as he has kept it in

business all of these years!